Yes, I am Uber-Cool.

It goes with the territory of being, well, ... me.

Needless to say, I am well known by the ladies. I’ve caught quite a few gals staring my way.

First, they don't notice me, but once they do, everything changes. And fast!

They get real excited. Their eyes grow big. They point at me.

Then, they start shouting at me and closing their blinds. I just move on to another window in my neighborhood.

I take Block Watch very seriously.