When Slate Tables Attack! On Fox at 10:00 tonight!!!
February 2003
How can I put this in a manner without sounding demented? I can't. So, I'll sound like a redneck. There I was, just sitting there, minding my own business when...
I raised my left foot from below the slate table top and hit the edge. I heard a click from the toe next to my little piggy toe (it's so cute!). Damn, that hurt.
I remember that click from my martial arts days in college. Boy, those were stupid days.
I wonder if I broke it? I looked around for a second opinion and luckily, for me, I was in.
I knew all about first aid. Nothing to worry about there, compadre. I got that covered. I popped open a cold compress and settled in for a consultation with myself.
I figured if it clicked in one direction, it oughta click in the opposite direction. This way it's a clean break and it'll heal faster. Makes sense, right? I don't know. The more I thought about it, the more I liked the first guy's opinion. I put the pliers back in the toolbox.
How can I put this in a manner without sounding demented? I can't. So, I'll sound like a redneck. There I was, just sitting there, minding my own business when...
I raised my left foot from below the slate table top and hit the edge. I heard a click from the toe next to my little piggy toe (it's so cute!). Damn, that hurt.
I remember that click from my martial arts days in college. Boy, those were stupid days.
I wonder if I broke it? I looked around for a second opinion and luckily, for me, I was in.
I knew all about first aid. Nothing to worry about there, compadre. I got that covered. I popped open a cold compress and settled in for a consultation with myself.
I figured if it clicked in one direction, it oughta click in the opposite direction. This way it's a clean break and it'll heal faster. Makes sense, right? I don't know. The more I thought about it, the more I liked the first guy's opinion. I put the pliers back in the toolbox.
posted by Mike Chandler | 9:53 PM
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