Realizing my good fortune... in bed.

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It is impossible to please everybody. Please yourself first.
(If you insist, then I must.)


You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands on.
(Come here, Darling. Good Fortune is coming your way.)


You will be recognized and honored as a community leader.
(Only if the photographs get published.)


You enjoy giving gifts of yourself to others.
(Yep, I sure do enjoy giving. I said giving, right?)


Your good nature will bring you much happiness.
(So if I'm bad, will I be ecstatic?)


You will soon discover how truly fortunate you really are.
(Yowza! You ain't kiddin'!)


Unexpected romantic and financial gifts surprise and delight you.
(A fellow can dream, can't he?)


Your luck will be changed today.
(I think it already has!)


You discover treasures where others see nothing unusual.
(Well, only under a CSI jizz light.)


A pleasant surprise is in store for you.
(For me? Why, thank you. And it's not even my birthday.)


People enjoy having you around.
(Preach on, Reverend! Preach on!)


You will be called to help a friend in trouble.
(And, what are friends for? Tote that barge. Lift that bale. I gets a little money and I lands in.. It's Gail, right? Mind stepping into the light, Ma'am?)

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