Real Ads

Whirlpool Refg.
Whirlpool refrigerator/freezer for sale. Good working condition. White, standard size & model. Please call Andrew at 480-xxx-xxxx.
(Andrew's inside the fridge waiting for your call. Call soon.)


1965 bug
1965 bug 1500cc primer grey, new headliner, new carpet, new glass and rubber, extra engine case and 1915cc parts $1500 obo. ask for Kory.
(Do you have lotsa extra time? Are you interested in a new hobby?)


1994 Chevy Truck
1/2 ton short bed. Runs great. A/C blows cold, V-6, automatic, 148k miles. $3200
(Does it blow better when it's hot? Just asking.)


Computer Stuff
Internal AND External Iomega Zip 100 Drives with 22 Zip 100 disks,$50.00 (Wow! Internal AND external!); Internal Yamaha 16-10-40 CD-R/CD-RW Drive,$30.00; Futura 17" Color Monitor, $30.00;Linksys 10/100 Ethernet Network Card, $5.00; Microtek ScanMaker X6 Scanner, $20.00
(R U sure you wanna sell this $hit?
I mean you definitely can't GIVE it away...)


Couch & Loveseat
Lane Recliner Sofa & Loveseat Soft & comfortable, Middle Tray pulls down with cup holders. (Is this a car or a chair?) Great Condition. $ 250.00 OBO Plus two wing back reclining chairs. $ 75.00 for both. All in new green colors....
(Suh-lurp! My taste buds are jez ready for redneck decor. And the green will look great on my front porch.)


Sofa Sectional
light colored with many pieces to it. Will sell separately, therefore individually priced. Purchased from Barrows on Camelback.
(Many pieces - as in disassembled or I can't count higher than two? I'm not interested, therefore and hitherto, you can keep it... Ma'am.)


Cement Mixer
hydroflow - low hours, 4 bagger. RUNS and WORKS GREAT! $1,800 OBO Call Justin
480-xxx-xxxx.
(Never heard a gentleman describe his ex-girlfriend in such a manner, BUT I'm game!)


Studing Douge
Have beautiful male Bourdeux dog, 14 months old ukc. ready to breed any questions just call.
480-xxx-xxxx
(Ready to breed. Hmm... Aren't we all?)


Rottie/Malamute Pup
Joey is a beautiful pup. He's a Rottie/Alaskan Malamute pup who needs a home. He is a little over 1 year, is housetrained, current on shots, well trained. Please call 602-xxx-xxxx
(Um, is he trained?)


Game Table
XI Sports 9 in 1 Game Table. Bought at Xmas, but never used paid $250, will sell for $150 OBO, great for young kids.
(Boy, your kids musta loved the table!!!)


Pontiac Firebird
engine excellent running condition. body overall good. few scrapes. interior well maintained. a/c fully reconditioned. new fuel pump. $4000 or OBO
Home phone 480-xxx-xxxx
(I dated her last year. Sorry. That wasn't nice.)


Chevy 4WD
1984 Chevy S-10; 4WD - very good condition, located in Tempe: Take a look and make offer.
Call 602-xxx-xxxx.
(Will you take a "special" offer? Let me show you how special it is...)


MOTORCYCLE
2003 ANNIVERSARY EDITION Harley Davidson Superglide, black beauty w/ low miles, many upgrades, perfect condition. Back to graduate school, will sacrifice for $17,000 Evenings: 480-xxx-xxxx
(Wanna bet he's not going to Business school...)


Ladies Adult Bike
Would like to buy a ladies bike at reasonable price. Preferably one that has handle bars that face upright and has wide tires. Please call Joan at 480-xxx-xxxx
(Is this an "Adult" ad? Is she asking for something I don't want to know about? Uh-Oh.)