Real Ads - Featuring Items From Mr.Thomas Kincaid

Thomas Kincaid Print. Cobblestone Village III.
Picture is framed and comes with a certificate of authinticity. (Spelling helps in the sale, Ma'am.) Number 20 of 2050. Beautiful picture to own or a nice Christmas present. Gallery price 454.00 , your price 325.00. (Cobblestone Village III? Is Mr. Kincaid painting subdivisions?)

The Miller's Cottage
Thomas Kinkade limited edition S/N paper print of The Miller's Cottage. No longer available on the market. Still in original mailing sleeve w/certificate. Retail value $535, asking $450.
(Nothing sez ART like a marked-down limited edition in the original packaging. Suh-weet!)


Bed / Jacket
Two twin beds, mattress, box spring, frame, used in guest room, excellent condition, $60.00. NASCAR jacket, suede, #88 Dale Jarrett, xl, excellent condition, $100.00
(The items were used in that famous porno, "A$$CAR Driver".)


Sofa/Tables
Sofa - Southwest $100. Oak Southwest kitchen table with four chairs - $175. Blue Sofa and Loveseat - $150. Set of three coffee tables - Southwest - $150.
(Wait, wait, wait, I'm beginning to see a theme here. Oh! I almost had it!)


Electric range
Electric stove/range,Gold in color...not sure how old, but it still works good, possibly 70's. (Wow!) Would prefer to donate to one of the adopt-a-families, but not necessary. FREE (I hope so...), if you come get it. Tempe - Can e-mail pics
(The good thing about a range is it lasts 30 years. The bad thing about a range...)


Barbie Dolls
Barbie dolls - various, still in boxes - various prices
(If they were moving in the box, I'd buy 'em.)


House for sale
Hard to find Mesa home for sale..3bd 2ba,liv room & den, FP, 1700 sq ft block home, minutes from 101/202/US60, pictures avail $175,000.
(Do I get a discount when I find it?)


Reliable Vehicle
1982 Mercury Grand Marquis, 4 Door, Maroon, 80,000 Miles, Lots of new parts, Good Condition. $700.00 OBO.
(You had me at Grand! Are the new parts installed?)


Automobile
97 Olds Achieva AC, Automatic,P/S, Cruise, pwr everything, 3.1 L engine runs great, clr white, tinted, good tires, ready to drive. Transmission may need some work, but can be driven. $700.00 OBO
(Gee, an Oldsmobile needing transmission work. First time I heard about that!)


Pavers
Looking for pavers for a backyard project.
(Oh, I thought you were looking for prayers. You're gonna need 'em for a backyard project.)


Nov 2003 Natl Geo
Looking for Nov. 2003 issue of National Geographic to purchase.
(It completes his topless native collection. Oo-ah!)


Solid Wood dark stained bedroom set:
headboard, dresser, chest, 2 night stands, $300 OBO.
(Stained with what?)


Goat
I have one blue-eyed, nigerian dwarf goat. $50.00 to a good home
(What's the color of the other eye?)