Points to ponder... as my mind wanders

Hot Dog!!! jokes created as you wait.
(Don't push. There's enough for everybody.)

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The Oscar Meyer company is holding auditions in Phoenix next week for their "Sing the Jingle" campaign. It's been a life-long dream of mine to sing in public and this is my big chance. I just know they'll relish my way of cooking with gas.

You know how I am. I'm not being a hot dog when I say I'm on a roll. It's just that deep down in my belly, I know I'm good enough to cut the mustard and, by Golly, those other contestants will hafta ketchup to ol' Big Red.

Heck, I'm so confident, I asked the judges to let me be the last singer. I figure by then, they woulda heard the wurst.

Yeah, I can just taste it. I've got wiener written all over me.

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Two kosher hot dogs were being made by a butcher.

One looks over at the other, "Hey! What's going on?".

"Not much. Just casing the joint."

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